Names From Thea

1. YOUR REAL NAME?
~ Michael Joseph Porter Cabauatan

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first three letters of your name,
plus izzle)
~ micizzle (foshizzle manizzle)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color
and fav animal)
~ Blue Cat (parang Power Rangers name nman to e...).

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle
name, and current street name)
~ Porter Mercedes (syet papa, syet).

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3
letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name, first 3
letters of mom's maiden name
~ Cabmipor (pwede...)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite
color, favorite drink)
~ black vokda (okay...)
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter
of your first name, 3rd letter of your
last name, any letter of your middle
name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden
name, 3rd letter of you dads middle
name, 1st letter of a siblings first
name, last letter of your moms middle
name)
~ Iboor (parang monkey or something)
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother/father middle name)
~ wala akong tatay e..

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and
the name of one your pets)
~ Red Medea (RoK on.)
10. SCIENTIFIC NAME (for the genus:
nickname then add licious, for the
species: add canabis, be sure to
capitalize first letter of genus name)
-GENUS: Miclicious
SPECIES: miccanabis
11. ANIME NAME (last 2 letters of
last name plus harakiri)
~ Anharakiri. wow... medj racist naman dba....

12. NAME AT NIGHT (first 2 letters of
middle name then add shalala)
~ poshalala (syet papa, syet)


13. UNDERGROUND NAME (ka then
nickname plus ing)
~ ka micing. (sounds like a cooking process)

14. TYPHOON NAME (last 3 letters of
mother's middle name then yang)
~ teryang (oye!!!!).

15. DINOSAUR NAME (fav fruit
plus "asaur")
~ grapeasaur wek. parang fruit juice