They Go East
You Go South
I Go North
This is where severance begins.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Adeste Fideles
Adeste, fideles, laeti triumphantes;
Venite, venite in Bethlehem.
Natum videte Regem angelorum.
Venite adoremus, venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus, Dominum.
Deum de Deo, lumen de lumine,
Parturit virgo mater,
Deum verum, genitum, non factum.
Venite adoremus, venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus, Dominum.
En grege relicto, humiles ad cunas
Vocati pastores approperant:
Et nos ovanti gradu festinemus.
Venite adoremus, venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus, Dominum.
Stella duce, Magi Christum adorantes,
Aurum, thus, et myrrham dant munera.
Jesu infanti corda praebeamus.
Venite adoremus, venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus, Dominum.
Aeterni Parrentis splendorem aeternum
Velatum sub carne videbimus,
Deum infantem, pannis involutem.
Venite adoremus, venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus, Dominum.
Pro nobis egenum et foeno cubantem
Piis foveamus amplexibus;
Sic nos amantem quis non redamaret?
Piis foveamus amplexibus;
Sic nos amantem quis non redamaret?
Venite adoremus, venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus, Dominum.
Sunday, November 25, 2007
A Hotdog Bite
So anyway... I'm supposed to be a newly awakened vegan or some such hippie drivel right? At least for just a month. No meat, except for fish, and no oily stuff either. If ever, olive oil's the limit. It's self imposed change that's meant to test my "Office of Willpower" or some such psych nonsense. A bit of history though... I thought of the idea of going vegan when I saw a shrimp cannibalizing a fellow shrimp, in a shrimp tank, in a supermarket. They began fighting, then one shrimp started biting the other, and 30 minutes later, the other shrimp's head was decapitated, and the fleshy insides of the dead shrimp were being feasted upon by the other shrimps. That was disgusting. Then I said "why not go vegan eh?" I then did my nutrition research, and found the next best thing to vegan: Pesci-Vegetarianism, which is basically veggies and fish. Normal vegetarianism involves too many nutritional supplements and proper diet planning for me to actually have time for, so at least by doing the pesci variation, all I need are B complex supplements! I don't expect to lose weight, and I don't really care if I do. It's a psychological challenge, not a physical one. Although my Philo teacher would rebutt that in 2, maybe 3 arguments... anyway... back to the original topic of the post. It's day 4 of my Pesci crap, and my mom woke me up early. I stagger to the breakfast table and grab the hotdog on my plate. I take a bite. I chew and swallow. My eyes widen and I realize I just victimized a helpless pig. I stare at the bitten hotdog for a few seconds. I raise my plate and hand it to my mom, and she says "Oh, I forgot too." I excuse myself, enter my Grandfather's room, and hover on the idea of Bulemia for a second. I decide that vomiting the hotdog peice wouldn't change the fact that I just ate a pig's... something. I'm disgusted at myself, and I want to scream. Then I think to myself, "Mickey, you're such a... DRAMA QUEEN! Bakla ka ba!?!?! iiyakan mo ang tirang tapong laman ng baboy!? Bayot amp*ta." Loosely translated, I told myself to f*ck off the hotdog bite. So there... I broke my vegan-ness already, but if God can forgive ignorance and acts done without cognitive consent, then maybe the lords of veganism can forgive me too. So there. DAY 5, HERE I COME!!! If I can stand the diet 'till Christmas, I'll continue another month, then possible extensions may arise in the future...
Thursday, November 22, 2007
100 questions (Jayme, 2007)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
On the back of my right hand. Boiling spaghetti sauce I was making made dapo my hand.
92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Jan 1.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One Night Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A book. It's ALWAYS a book.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Veronica.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Ther Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (Lalim no?)
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
God and my mother love me :'(
On the back of my right hand. Boiling spaghetti sauce I was making made dapo my hand.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A 101 Dalmatians poster, a poster of a painting br Amorsolo, a poster of Batman and Robin, and my picture as an 8 year old.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
I forgot the model... Nokia... fliptop... silver... the whole thing is reflective, so it serves as a mirror as well.
4 WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
most kinds except anything from 1920-1969, Heavy Metal, and demonic crap.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
5:55 P.M.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Abs.
7. WHOM DO YOU MISS?
my Grade 6 Psyche
8. WHAT is/are YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
I don't know...
Saggicorn or Capritarius
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
In Divisoria I do.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
I'm scared of badly constructed sentences like yours.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
THE LIT BITCH!
13. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Vanilla Brown Suger B&BW
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair - black
Eyes - black
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
In my house while I'm cooking dinner.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
POCARI SWEAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Mozza........ *drool*
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hmm... Garlic Shrimp Pizza....
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
My Mader.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Baby Clothes... DUH.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Like? What a vague emotion...
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Bench. I'm a Filiphile.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Beetle 2001... old I know but... THAT is a car....
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Kismet, the one eyed Siamese Cat!
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Kind of what?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
yeah, I guess I would. I'm Masochist enough to want that...
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
by not telling them at all. (TORPE!!!!!)
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
7. Is this relevant?
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes who dye their hair black!
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN TEXT?
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
silent treatments. spa treatments are better.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Noya...
35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
Lipoprivic Hunger
37. FIRST JOB?
Bagger sa Avon Batangas.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yah. HAHAHAHHA
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
No addition please... multiplication.... pwede pa... (analyze well)
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I like the number 100. (x3 is 300!!!!)
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Nothing.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I would have been the one to illegalize it.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
(nek nek niyo yung sumagot ng "family" o "friends" o "my honeypooh") Wii!!!!!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
One child. I also want to be a single parent. I also want to get married. So... I want my wife to die? (isip isip)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not anymore... Iost faith in stars...
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
go to school.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
crackers.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes when I write cute-ly (WHAT!! THAT'S NOT A WORD!!!).
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
meat talaga ha... wow... LUNCH MEAT!!!
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Hmm... my white Dominican Habit is quite frayed...
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MUSIC?
MOST EMBARRASING MUSIC!!!!! WOW!!!! GRAMMAGE AND USING!!!
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
If I were another person, the current I wouldn't exist.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
ya, who doesnt.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Unfortunately so... Or so society says.....
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Well, due to an unfortunate accident involving Gamma rays and other shit, when I get mad, I turn into a huge green monster who grunts incessantly.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I haven't bought it yet.
59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Yah.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Lego rin......................
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
52. I'm pathetic.
62.IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Exploring my unconscious.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
ay, hindi. GRABE, NEVER! I'm ssssoooooo NOT sarcastic!
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
ano yun? reunion ng mga Mojako?
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
In a girl... I look for two X chromsomes. For guy, I look for one Y chromosome.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Mic. Mickey. Mikee. Cabuts. Mike. Joe. Sid. (I'm thinking of changing to 'Seph in Grad SChool... whacha think?)
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Choco Blanc
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Blue, white, Black, and Gold
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My Tidy Pillow :'( why'd you leave me Tidy...
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
NONE! My Dentist ate is ASTOUNDED!
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
sure, why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Keyboard clacking.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Fizz (doesn't sound wholesome but..)
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Iris ata...
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Girl pala sila?
80. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Boston
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Cockies (my little term for roaches.)
82. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
Vodka... yah...
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Virgo. I want to weep with you.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Sepak Tekraw. Nah, Tennis.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
black
87. HEIGHT?
5"5.5'
88. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Bengal Tiger
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)?
December
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yup
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The complete collection of Urbandub videos....92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Jan 1.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One Night Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A book. It's ALWAYS a book.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Veronica.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Ther Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (Lalim no?)
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
God and my mother love me :'(
100 questions (Jayme, 2007)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
On the back of my right hand. Boiling spaghetti sauce I was making made dapo my hand.
92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Jan 1.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One Night Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A book. It's ALWAYS a book.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Veronica.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Ther Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (Lalim no?)
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
God and my mother love me :'(
On the back of my right hand. Boiling spaghetti sauce I was making made dapo my hand.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A 101 Dalmatians poster, a poster of a painting br Amorsolo, a poster of Batman and Robin, and my picture as an 8 year old.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
I forgot the model... Nokia... fliptop... silver... the whole thing is reflective, so it serves as a mirror as well.
4 WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
most kinds except anything from 1920-1969, Heavy Metal, and demonic crap.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
5:55 P.M.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Abs.
7. WHOM DO YOU MISS?
my Grade 6 Psyche
8. WHAT is/are YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
I don't know...
Saggicorn or Capritarius
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
In Divisoria I do.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
I'm scared of badly constructed sentences like yours.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
THE LIT BITCH!
13. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Vanilla Brown Suger B&BW
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair - black
Eyes - black
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
In my house while I'm cooking dinner.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
POCARI SWEAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Mozza........ *drool*
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hmm... Garlic Shrimp Pizza....
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
My Mader.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Baby Clothes... DUH.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Like? What a vague emotion...
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Bench. I'm a Filiphile.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Beetle 2001... old I know but... THAT is a car....
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Kismet, the one eyed Siamese Cat!
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Kind of what?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
yeah, I guess I would. I'm Masochist enough to want that...
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
by not telling them at all. (TORPE!!!!!)
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
7. Is this relevant?
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes who dye their hair black!
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN TEXT?
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
silent treatments. spa treatments are better.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Noya...
35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
Lipoprivic Hunger
37. FIRST JOB?
Bagger sa Avon Batangas.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yah. HAHAHAHHA
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
No addition please... multiplication.... pwede pa... (analyze well)
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I like the number 100. (x3 is 300!!!!)
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Nothing.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I would have been the one to illegalize it.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
(nek nek niyo yung sumagot ng "family" o "friends" o "my honeypooh") Wii!!!!!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
One child. I also want to be a single parent. I also want to get married. So... I want my wife to die? (isip isip)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not anymore... Iost faith in stars...
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
go to school.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
crackers.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes when I write cute-ly (WHAT!! THAT'S NOT A WORD!!!).
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
meat talaga ha... wow... LUNCH MEAT!!!
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Hmm... my white Dominican Habit is quite frayed...
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MUSIC?
MOST EMBARRASING MUSIC!!!!! WOW!!!! GRAMMAGE AND USING!!!
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
If I were another person, the current I wouldn't exist.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
ya, who doesnt.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Unfortunately so... Or so society says.....
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Well, due to an unfortunate accident involving Gamma rays and other shit, when I get mad, I turn into a huge green monster who grunts incessantly.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I haven't bought it yet.
59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Yah.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Lego rin......................
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
52. I'm pathetic.
62.IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Exploring my unconscious.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
ay, hindi. GRABE, NEVER! I'm ssssoooooo NOT sarcastic!
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
ano yun? reunion ng mga Mojako?
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
In a girl... I look for two X chromsomes. For guy, I look for one Y chromosome.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Mic. Mickey. Mikee. Cabuts. Mike. Joe. Sid. (I'm thinking of changing to 'Seph in Grad SChool... whacha think?)
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Choco Blanc
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Blue, white, Black, and Gold
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My Tidy Pillow :'( why'd you leave me Tidy...
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
NONE! My Dentist ate is ASTOUNDED!
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
sure, why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Keyboard clacking.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Fizz (doesn't sound wholesome but..)
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Iris ata...
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Girl pala sila?
80. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Boston
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Cockies (my little term for roaches.)
82. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
Vodka... yah...
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Virgo. I want to weep with you.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Sepak Tekraw. Nah, Tennis.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
black
87. HEIGHT?
5"5.5'
88. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Bengal Tiger
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)?
December
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yup
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The complete collection of Urbandub videos....92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Jan 1.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One Night Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A book. It's ALWAYS a book.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Veronica.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Ther Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (Lalim no?)
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
God and my mother love me :'(
100 questions (Jayme, 2007)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
On the back of my right hand. Boiling spaghetti sauce I was making made dapo my hand.
92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Jan 1.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One Night Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A book. It's ALWAYS a book.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Veronica.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Ther Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (Lalim no?)
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
God and my mother love me :'(
On the back of my right hand. Boiling spaghetti sauce I was making made dapo my hand.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A 101 Dalmatians poster, a poster of a painting br Amorsolo, a poster of Batman and Robin, and my picture as an 8 year old.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
I forgot the model... Nokia... fliptop... silver... the whole thing is reflective, so it serves as a mirror as well.
4 WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
most kinds except anything from 1920-1969, Heavy Metal, and demonic crap.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
5:55 P.M.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Abs.
7. WHOM DO YOU MISS?
my Grade 6 Psyche
8. WHAT is/are YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
I don't know...
Saggicorn or Capritarius
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
In Divisoria I do.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
I'm scared of badly constructed sentences like yours.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
THE LIT BITCH!
13. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Vanilla Brown Suger B&BW
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair - black
Eyes - black
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
In my house while I'm cooking dinner.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
POCARI SWEAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Mozza........ *drool*
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hmm... Garlic Shrimp Pizza....
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
My Mader.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Baby Clothes... DUH.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Like? What a vague emotion...
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Bench. I'm a Filiphile.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Beetle 2001... old I know but... THAT is a car....
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Kismet, the one eyed Siamese Cat!
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Kind of what?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
yeah, I guess I would. I'm Masochist enough to want that...
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
by not telling them at all. (TORPE!!!!!)
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
7. Is this relevant?
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes who dye their hair black!
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN TEXT?
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
silent treatments. spa treatments are better.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Noya...
35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
Lipoprivic Hunger
37. FIRST JOB?
Bagger sa Avon Batangas.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yah. HAHAHAHHA
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
No addition please... multiplication.... pwede pa... (analyze well)
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I like the number 100. (x3 is 300!!!!)
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Nothing.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I would have been the one to illegalize it.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
(nek nek niyo yung sumagot ng "family" o "friends" o "my honeypooh") Wii!!!!!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
One child. I also want to be a single parent. I also want to get married. So... I want my wife to die? (isip isip)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not anymore... Iost faith in stars...
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
go to school.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
crackers.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes when I write cute-ly (WHAT!! THAT'S NOT A WORD!!!).
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
meat talaga ha... wow... LUNCH MEAT!!!
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Hmm... my white Dominican Habit is quite frayed...
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MUSIC?
MOST EMBARRASING MUSIC!!!!! WOW!!!! GRAMMAGE AND USING!!!
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
If I were another person, the current I wouldn't exist.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
ya, who doesnt.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Unfortunately so... Or so society says.....
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Well, due to an unfortunate accident involving Gamma rays and other shit, when I get mad, I turn into a huge green monster who grunts incessantly.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
I haven't bought it yet.
59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Yah.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Lego rin......................
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
52. I'm pathetic.
62.IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Exploring my unconscious.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
ay, hindi. GRABE, NEVER! I'm ssssoooooo NOT sarcastic!
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
ano yun? reunion ng mga Mojako?
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
In a girl... I look for two X chromsomes. For guy, I look for one Y chromosome.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Mic. Mickey. Mikee. Cabuts. Mike. Joe. Sid. (I'm thinking of changing to 'Seph in Grad SChool... whacha think?)
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Choco Blanc
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Blue, white, Black, and Gold
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My Tidy Pillow :'( why'd you leave me Tidy...
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
NONE! My Dentist ate is ASTOUNDED!
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
sure, why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Keyboard clacking.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Fizz (doesn't sound wholesome but..)
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Iris ata...
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Girl pala sila?
80. THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Boston
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Cockies (my little term for roaches.)
82. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
Vodka... yah...
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN
Virgo. I want to weep with you.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Sepak Tekraw. Nah, Tennis.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
black
87. HEIGHT?
5"5.5'
88. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Bengal Tiger
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)?
December
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yup
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The complete collection of Urbandub videos....92. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE YEAR?
Jan 1.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One Night Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A book. It's ALWAYS a book.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Veronica.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Ther Origin of Species by Charles Darwin (Lalim no?)
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
God and my mother love me :'(
Ultimatum
To: The Offices of Operational Affairs, Michael's Motor and Association Cortices, Michael's Body, Manila, Philippines; The Office of Memory, Michael's Hippocampus, Michael's Body, Manila, Philippines
CC: Office of the Id, Michael's Amygdala, Michael's Body, Manila, Philippines; Office of the Superego, Michael's Frontal Cortex, Michael's Body, Manila, Philippines
From: The Central Fight-Flight-Freeze Office, and the Decision Making Office, Prefrontal Cortex, Michael's Body, Manila, Philippines
Please be informed that a major restructuring will occur beginning the waking hours of November 23, 2007 Current Circadian Rhythm. Such changes are:
a. As per request by the Office of the Superego, we are temorarily ceasing all activities of the Id in relation to outbursts of undersublimated unconscious desires as the office's overactivity seems to be damaging the Office of the Superego. The Id will be closed until repairs have been made in the Superego, and a strict screening process will further forth be applied on all matters of the Id Office. The Office of the Ego will thereon mitigate in a stricter manner between the Offices of the Id and Superego.
b. As per request of the Renal and Adipose Offices, Lipoprivic Hunger signals will be denied compliance.
c. The body will over the period of one month, from November 23rd to December 23rd CCR, undergo a major diet change that all bodily aspects must be made aware of. The CFFFO and DMO are then instructing the Memory Office in the Hippocampus and the Superego Office to remind the conscious Ego to strictly follow the applied diet changes. Also, all Association Cortices are to label any type of food beyond the bounds to be expounded later in the letter as "Bad." The new diet change will be entitled "Pesci Vegetarianism." Hippocampus, please also remind the left hemisphere of the Cerebrum to search archives for possible etymological meanings. The only acceptible foods to be taken in the next month are as follows:
Vegetables
Fish
Dairy
Eggs
-end-
Thank you for continuing to let Michael live. This new dietary change is only on trial basis in the time I have abovementioned. Possible continuation may follow depending on the sucess of the said dietary change. The rationale behind said dietary change is strictly Psychological, as a test of whether the Office of Willpower is still fully functional. Thank you again for your cooperation.
Monday, November 19, 2007
The Highday of Fish Fillet
The cat came in the door and told me she was hungry. I said I was too busy to feed her now but I would in a few minutes. She suggested we order delivery instead. I told her to order for the both of us, and I gave her a 500 Php bill. She said I'd have to make the call since she can't do so because of her lack of opposable thumbs. I sighed and made the call to 8MCDO. I ordered a double cheese burger, and she ordered a fish fillet burger. Milkshake for her too. What a demanding cat she is... While eating her dinner at my foot side, she shared her thoughts on the recent security lapses in the metro, and she said that the reason why our security is so pathetic is because they still insist on having dogs as an integral part of security. She said cats would be more practical. I sighed and didn't bother to argue with her that night.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
This Will Be Scandalous... THES 2007 is Out
...yet not a peep from anyone... the top 200 is publicly out... and the 201-500...
This only gives the scores... the ranked list (done by someone in PEx) is...
http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?t=322034&page=2
uhm... for info's sake only... don't bash me yet...
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Theo is God
I just discovered that if I die now, I'm going straight to hell. What's special about my discovering so is that my grade school religion teachers are as much a part of my descent to hell as Satan. Theology should be taught by Theologians, not math teachers who think they know God.
I'm guessing that Theology classes here are unlike all else... I won't bother comparing.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
PSt11 F 1800-2100 SECLEC A Baldemor, Leandro E 10 6
note: This is how all the repressed sexual energy manifests itself. It's sublimation in one of it's best forms. This is a pun btw, just making sure none of you prudes take it seriously.
PSt11 Introduction to Provocation in Still Photography
Maybe it wasn't one of my best Ideas. I needed an elective, and the Communications department had only this class available for electives. It's a photography elective, just as I had hoped to get, but when I discovered that Leandro Baldemor was to teach the class, I started to doubt my choice.
PSt11 F 1800-2100 SECLEC A Baldemor, Leandro E 10 6
The class was from 6 in the evening to 9 at night. How were we supposed to study Photography without sunlight? The Comm. department secretary told me that it was a very practical class, dealing more with actual film work than the theoretical study of it. I then assumed that most of our photography work would be done on our own time, with sir Baldemor to critique and give tips on photography during class time. What degree of skill does Leandro Baldemor have in Photography anyway? The first day of PSt11 class finally arrived. I had been waiting patiently in a nearby coffee house, anxious for my photography class to start. I entered the lecture hall, and saw that there were only 5 of us in the room. It was odd when I thought about it, that our class was given the biggest lecture hall in the university, but according to the class description, it was limited to only 10 students a semester. What an extremely extravagant waste of space. Leandro Baldemor then entered the room. "Good evening class, welcome to PSt11 Introduction to Provocation in Still Photography, or as it is more widely called, Porn Star 101. I am Mr. Leandro Baldemor. You may know me from a number of films I did under Seiko Films. I will be your instructor for this semester. Over the course of 13 weeks we will tackle the hows and whys of posing for porn shots. Each of you students will learn all the skills necessary to be excellent red light thespians. This course is very practical. We will have photo shoots every week, at the last two hours of each class. The first hour will be spent critiquing last week's work via a focused group discussion, and also discussing a light theoretical subject related to the course. At the end of the semester, each student should have compiled 13 works of pornographic art. This is to be your portfolio. This course is a prerequisite to PSt12 Introduction to Provocation in Short Films. Consultation hours are by appointment, and during Saturdays from 10A.M.-12P.M. in the set of GMA's Marimar. Are there any questions?" I was dumbfounded.
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