The MikeCab Interviews
(Part 2)
Welcome to the MikeCab Interviews, where we delve into what's been happening in the world of our favorite character of emotionality and mediocrity!
Interviewer: Welcome back Mic!
Mic: It's good to be back, random interviewer person...
Interviewer: You can call me Sid.
Mic: Sid. Hi Sid!
Interviewer: Hi... Anyway! So, how are you and Michel Foucault?
Mic: We... had a falling out.
Interviewer: What happened?
Mic: He... was too intense. I couldn't take the pressure anymore...
Interviewer: Did he... abuse you?
Mic: Yes! Oh, it was horrible... tears in my eyes, endless cups of coffee, and bloodied fingers! The pain... the pain...
Interviewer: There, there... It's over for now... how are you feeling?
Mic: I... I'm fine I think...
Interviewer: Have you moved on?
Mic: No... I know deep in my heart that I will take Foucault back... We'redestined to meet again...
Interviewer:Eh?
Mic: but for the meanwhile, Irvine Welsh and Woody Allen have made great temporary partners.
Interviewer: Are you thinking of going serious with any of them?
Mic: Unfortunately not... I mean Irvine Welsh is GREAT... I mean multiple (intellectual) orgasms per night, true as well for Woody Allen... plus they both make me laugh, which is something I haven't done in a long while, but... They're not the type to take seriously. I mean, I could imagine taking Irvine Welsh seriously, but now is just not the time to do that...
Interviewer: How about Stephanie Meyer?
Mic: We had a few dates... doesn't interest me.
Interviewer: Neil Gaiman?
Mic: I've already used him up. There's nothing more to see really... so unless something new comes up with him, we're done.
Interviewer: The same goes for J.K. Rowling?
Mic: Hehehe, I just used that bitch for fun. I didn't take her seriously at all.
Interviewer: There we go, maybe your experience with Foucault is literary karma.
Mic: Maybe...
Interviewer: Well anyway... It\s gladto see you backon your feet again.
Mic: Yeah, I'm glad for me too.
Interviewer: Any parting words?
Mic: Yes, I would just like to invite everyone to watch "Lipstick" on TV5! Mikee Lee is not cute in person, but the chubby mestiza is.
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