Why I Am Better Than Edward Cullen (Arraiza, 2008)

1. Since I'm mortal, we get to grow, then grow old together.
2. When I first met you, I didn't want to rip you to pieces.
3. I don't drive a silver Volvo, but my Chevy Ama gets better mileage.
4. I am never ice cold, even in the dead of winter.
5. You can be friends with a werewolf, and I won't get too upset.
6. Edward may make beautiful music, but I made you this card... (this list comes from a homemade card)
7. It may seem like I never sleep, but at least I'm being productive.
8. I can read your thoughts and finish your sentences... most of the time.
9. I don't sparkle alone, but with you... I shine.

this is soooo cornishly cute...