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Jur Jur (As defined by urban dictionary)

When it comes to the experiential aspect of jur jur, I'm not really one who knows anything, as can be assessed from my general physical state and social demeanor. I like to think though that jur jur is a more complex human aspect than simply one that is experientially genital. Man's jur jur complex, it's roots, it's causes, it's methods, and ultimately, it's goals, consequences, and effects seem to indicate a complex of human operators working under a collective human sexuality. In the masculine sense, it's not just about someones pototoy, and the long list of possible holes and pseudo holes it can inhabit. It's not simply about airplanes in bushy-bushy mountain caves.
The whole jur jur complex begins when your dad waits longingly for that inch long dangling muscular organ to pop out of your mother's womb during your delivery. It then continues on to your first fist fight, or it's more exhibisionist counterpart, the pahabaan ng ano. It then develops into a lifetime of other seemingly normal masculine behavior, such as wearing blue, not pink, not crying, even when faced with epic loss, and even the simple fact that you wash your jur jur properly with soap. In the masculine sense, the jur jur complex is merely these small collective masculinities, expressed in the fact of man loving his jur jur action above most things.
Assuming that the jur jur complex is a more social, not entirely genital matter, by what authority do I write about it? It is simply by my own experience as a developed masculine entity, and the second hand experiences I will share, mostly in the experiential aspect of jur jur. I trust my sources. You should too. This is about jur jur. It does not dwell on the what, although detailing is immanent, but rather how it is seen, how the complex exists, and how it is experienced. All of this of course in the Mic-ro (say it like a black man would) perspective. It's time to talk about your jur jur.