Nerd- as defined by urban dictionary.
Everyone lusts for horny nerds.
Can you imagine it? Suspenders stretched over low arching shoulders... Thick framed glasses that accentuate the color of their eyes... Plaid shirts, tucked in, showing off that taught body frame... Tight, diaphragm high pants, impishly framing their groins... It's the Betty la Fea stereotype fused with the raw sexual will of a dominatrix. It's the Satyriatic/Nymphomaniac Nerd.
So what is this about?
I saw a condom poster with a nerd (as described above) smiling at you, condom in hand.
Well for one, it just seems wrong... the whole concept of a nerd buying condoms. It just gives an unneccessary sexual twist to a wholesome, tried and tested stereotype. What's the point anyway? Are they trying to attract a nerd demographic? What would they do with it, masturbate with a condom on so it won't spill everywhere? Anyway...
Stereotyped objects of sexual attraction. It's a complex thing. Princess Leia in chains, or Japanese school girl, it's a diverse field of imagined debauchery. I once had an acquaintance who had a thing for women wearing bloodied up butcher's aprons. Another one of my friends has a thing for asian dominatrices.
Call it a fetish thing, but it's odd how everyone's fetishes differ from each other, and more often than not, your fetish reflects on your personality. A female friend of mine who had reciprocation issues (as in no one reciprocated the love she offered, no matter how hard she tried) had a nerd fetish. Upon delving deeper into the matter, what appealed most to her was the fact that her nerd stereotype in mind was dependent and clingy. Her stereotyped object of sexual attraction was the type that was so grateful to her for hitting on them, that they would look no place else, and would devote themselves to her. Another example would be my acquaintance who liked women-butchers. He has boundary issues. He is the type who doesn't know when to stop. The butcheress (?) serves as a sort of authority figure for him. It is somewone who gives bounds... sort of like a dominatrix, but bloodier. It's just odd that personal aspects of a person's ego persona are deflected upon a person's sexual persona... In Freudian terms, I guess repression by ego builds into Id, then gets sublimed by creating a personal fetish. Aggression and Sex. hahaha.
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