1. Commercially grown and sold vegetables need fertilizer
2. The readiest fertilizer is animal or human dung
3. Dung is an animal product
4. Vegetables suck in the Dung
5. ergo vegetables suck in animal product
6. The animal product is in the vegetable
7. You cant eat animal products during holy week
8. You can't eat Vegetables?
What a way to remember Christ's passion... by talking about dung... holy shit... JUST KIDDING GOD!!!! anyway... It's holy week... another "The Passion" and "Jesus Christ Superstar" marathon... whoopie... *cue weird gay herod dancing the "if you are the christ" song* Question... what have eggs have to do with easter? and why a bunny? Eggs because it's gold and white? *God strikes me with lightning* and bunnies because... they eat their shit. *Im going to hell* Happy Easter... or Holyweek...
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