Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Ranting!!!! (again)

Okay... read this guys! This is gonna be a hoot... I watched Cardcaptor Sakura a while ago... Awkward... The episode when Sakura asks Yukito (her crush) who is "most important" in his life... he answered Toya... Sakura's older brother... (Yukito's best friend) and Sakura said that Toya's "most important" person is Yukito... EWWWWW!!! gay much! two of the best looking guy anime characters end up gay lovers or something?! YUCK! what a waste... I'm just disturbed... Anyway... next is about the "no animal products" during holy week thing... I have a weird theory...

1. Commercially grown and sold vegetables need fertilizer
2. The readiest fertilizer is animal or human dung
3. Dung is an animal product
4. Vegetables suck in the Dung
5. ergo vegetables suck in animal product
6. The animal product is in the vegetable
7. You cant eat animal products during holy week
8. You can't eat Vegetables?

What a way to remember Christ's passion... by talking about dung... holy shit... JUST KIDDING GOD!!!! anyway... It's holy week... another "The Passion" and "Jesus Christ Superstar" marathon... whoopie... *cue weird gay herod dancing the "if you are the christ" song* Question... what have eggs have to do with easter? and why a bunny? Eggs because it's gold and white? *God strikes me with lightning* and bunnies because... they eat their shit. *Im going to hell* Happy Easter... or Holyweek...

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