This is how a kid explains sex... Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boyshis age rather curious. He had been hearing quitea bitabout 'making out' from the older boys, and hewondered what it was and how it was done. Oneday he took his question to his mother, whobecame rather flustered. Instead of explainingthings to Johnny, she told him to hide behind thecurtains one night and watch his older sister andher boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny describedEVERYTHINGto his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,then he turned off most of the lights. Then hestarted kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sismust be getting sick, because her face startedlooking funny. He must have thought so too,because he put his hand inside her blouse to feelher heart, just the way the doctor would. Excepthe's not as smart as the doctor because heseemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guesshe was getting sick too, because pretty soon bothof them started panting and getting all out ofbreath. His other hand must have been coldbecause he put it under her skirt. About thistime 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sighand squirm around and slide down toward the endof the couch. This was when her fever started. Iknew it was a fever, because Sis told him she feltreally hot. Finally, I found out what was makingthem so sick-a big eel had gotten inside his pantssomehow. It just jumped out of his pants andstood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anywayhe grabbed it in one hand to keep it from gettingaway. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-hereyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and shestarted calling out to God and stuff like that. Shesaid it was the biggest one she's ever seen; Ishould tell her about the ones down at the lake byour house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to killthe eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden shegrabbed it with both hands and held it tight whilehe took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped itover the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sislay back and spread her legs so she could get ascissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top ofthe eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis startedgroaning and squealing and her boyfriend almostupset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill theeel by squashing it between them. After a whilethey both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Herboyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed theeel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, andsome of its insides were hanging out. Sis and herboyfriend were a little tired from the battle, butthey went back to courting anyway. He startedhuggingand kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn'tdead! It jumped straight up and started to fightagain. I guess eels are like cats- they have ninelives or something. This time, Sis jumped up andtried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. Iknew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriendpeel itsskin off and flush it down the toilet.