First, stand at a corridor corner.
Second, pick a random hot guy that's walking your way.
Third, assess properly. He may not be as hot as he seems.
Fourth, if he passes your standards, then get yourself ready.
Fifth, as he is about to cross you, fake a trip.
Sixth, grab his crotch to maintain balance.
Seventh, get up, but do not yet let go of his crotch.
Eighth, Suddenly let go and stare at his face, while screaming profuse apologies.
Ninth, say that you are embarrassed.
Tenth, he will smile at you and say that it's okay.
Eleventh, ask him if he's sure, and apologize again.
Twelfth, introduce yourself.
Thirteenth, he introduces himself.
Fourteenth, say again that you're sorry, then say you'll see him around.
Fifteenth, gather information on him.
Sixteenth, stalk him.
Seventeenth, accidentally pass by him.
Eighteenth, say hi and awkwardly apologize for the crotch incident in a whisper.
Nineteenth, he laughs and says that it really is okay.
Twentieth, start a conversation.
Twenty First, keep bumping into him.
Twenty Second, keep having conversations.
Twenty Third, become friends.
Twenty Fourth, he falls in love with you.
Twenty Fifth, you fall in love too.
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