Stories

I had to finish my transfer requirements today so I went to the different offices concerned to have my papers signed. First lets look at what I needed as per requirements, or at least the most significant to this story:

a. signature of the Vice-Dean

b. signature of the accounting office

c. course description of every course I have ever taken. Which I get from all the departments involved.

Anyway, my story begins at the Vice-Dean's office after lunch... I give my transfer paper to the secretary, and she says in an oober taray voice: "Vice-Dean ang last na magsasign." So, I go about having my paper signed and when I give it to the accounting lady, she says: "Ano to? andaming kulang! Ipasign mo muna sa iba! kami last." Eh? labo... anyway, i continued going around the world, then I returned to the accounting office (inuna ko na bago Vice-Dean) I had 3 blanks left, one for PE (which I didn't need because I had no more PE classes) one for Biology Lab (again no need coz no Lab) and Computer Lab (duh.) anyway... she signed it without question, but when I returned to the Vice-Dean to have it signed, the secretary again makes an ass of herself... "Andaming kulang! Vice-Dean ang LAST na magsasign! Ano to! Bio Lab! Computer Lab! Ipasign mo nga muna!" She pissed me off... who was she, feeling Vice-Dean? Ako naman, I wanted to have a bit of fun, so sinigawan ko rin siya (much to her surprise) "Eh HELLO! I have no computer lab!" (I copied her accent as well as to thoroughly insult her) "Wala ring tao sa Bio Labs ko! plus walang PE dept pag summer! Don't you know that!" So nagretaliate naman siya (futile efforts puny secretary HAHAHAH) she said "Imposible na wala kang computer lab man lang!" Being the total ass that I truly am, I retorted: "I have no computer lab nga! WALAAAAAA! (long AAA) NNNNOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!" I had finally triumphed... she looked at me funny, and stormed into the Vice-Deans office, coming out with my form. HAHAHAHA! NEXT!!! Later in the afternoon, I had to collent all the course descriptions... MOST of which took 15 minutes or more because of those HELLISH SECRETARIES!!!! I now earnestly believe that secretaries belong with Judas and Count Fabricio in the lowest circle of hell. Anyway... guess which department was the most incompetent... as in the WHOLE staff snobbed me... guess... It was the Theology and Religious Education department... 30 f-ing minutes... Whats really annoying is that when I entered the department, the first thing the secretary told me was: "I'm talking to someone, go ask someone else to help you." How very Catholic of her... anyway... another annoyance was the Psych department... the Secretary looks at me funny, and when I asked for a syllabus, she tells me to wait for Dr. Calueng (Chair) Which is funny because the initial 5 times I went in there to ask for a syllabus, Dr. Calueng told me to wait for the secretary... anyway... Dr. "Melo" finally arrived, and the secretary asked her, "O ano sir, bibigyan ba natin to ng syllabus?" I wanted to laugh... what was that, a game show? Tell the transferee what he won!!! If secretaries belong to the lowest circle of hell, she belongs there too, but she should be the one being personally bitten by the devil. (Sorry for the harsh sacrelige...) The Philosophy dept. secretary also kept me waiting... and just as I was about to give up hope, I closed my eyes and shouted "That secretary is KILLING ME!!!" When I reopened my eyes, who was there coming towards me but the secretary herself! (speak of the devil...) That was embarrasing... She looked at me funny, and I then followed her back to the department, where she gave me my course description... Today was fun... I got to fight off some secretaries...